My quote of the day comes from the comments to TheFerrett’s “But If I Can’t Buy You A Coffee, How Will Our Species Reproduce?”: How To Hit On Women
You can claim all you like that “it’s not about fucking.” But realistically, what you want is to talk, and get to know her, and go on a few dates, and make it a very intimate relationship…
…and then fuck.
And if fucking’s not a part of it, chances are extremely good that you’re going to feel like she’s wasted your time. Which makes you a liar. It’s like you’re saying, “Oh, no, going out to a restaurant’s not about the eating! It’s about the atmosphere, the good conversation, the experience.” But if you got the bill and went home hungry, you’d be ripped off.
The point is that yes, maybe fucking isn’t your primary intention, but it’s certainly well in the mix. And they know that. And you going up to them and dancing around your boner, going, “No, this is about getting to know each other! It’s about conversation!” is the kind of sad tactic that makes women not trust you. Because yeah. You want other stuff, but all that is stuff you could get elsewhere. You could have many fine friends who you don’t fuck. Instead, you’re lying about the friendship, and what you really want is the sex.
And there’s nothing wrong with that, except that you apparently feel that it is wrong. Most people want sex. But you, you’re going, “No, no, it’s more than that,” missing the point that since all of this camaraderie is going to be worthless WITHOUT the sex, you’ve pretty much made sex the core of it. That’s a scummy lie you’re telling yourself, and it’s doing you no favors, because chances are good women know what you’re really after, and are turned off by your dishonesty.
You say it’s not the first thing on your mind. But I’m willing to bet that if you’re straight, you don’t approach guys like this for fun conversations, or angst about it this much if they reject your hand in close friendship. That means that you’re lying to yourself, because really… it IS the first thing on your mind. You just are doing a little dance to pretend otherwise.
We really can tell.
Ferrett’s replying to a guy who commented and seemed to be in denial about what he’s really after when he talks to women. What Ferrett is pointing out is not that it’s silly to try to get anything out of a woman but sex, but that it’s bullshit to pretend that sex isn’t the point when to everybody else it’s obvious that it is.
So it’s less, “Stop wanting things that aren’t sex,” and more, “Stop pretending you want to get to know her when you’ll lose interest if she fails to put out. You are not subtle.”
I’ve never been romantically involved with anybody I didn’t consider a friend first. This is not to say that I wouldn’t ever under any circumstances hook up with someone I didn’t know, but after a lifetime of this shit I actually do sort of need my potential partners to demonstrate to me that my sole winning quality is not in the promise of getting a leg over.
If I think that you would see me as a pointless waste of time without the promise of sex, I personally am done with you as a human being.
I think at this point in my life I would seriously rather have a man come up to me and say, “Hey! I was just noticing how gorgeous you are. Are you looking to hook up with anyone tonight?” Then I can just say, “Nah.” I would prefer this over the unmistakeable experience of a man talking to me because he’s heard chicks like that and he’s sure if he button-mashes enough he will figure out the combination to the supermove that takes off my pants.
If you can’t figure out how to talk to women, you need to start with the small stuff and learn how to be friends with women. I don’t mean circling around her ankles like a needy cat waiting for her to rub your
penis belly; I mean actually figuring out a way for women to feel like you are a good friend to them, and don’t do it for the sex. Do it because women are people to you and having female friends is nice. Seriously, though, don’t make it about sex, even in your head.
Is this you? Do you have many female friends? If you even have to think, “Do I have many female friends?” you don’t. If you don’t have female friends, you are probably doing something fucked up that women notice and you don’t and until that is resolved, you are not ready to chase us for booty.
I am not kidding.
If you can’t befriend women, you’ll be a shitty romantic partner and your ass is not ready.
And AGAIN friendship is not some kind of half-romance that needs to evolve into Real Romance. If you have female friends that you value completely apart from the question of getting your dick wet, you have already won. You don’t need to do anything else to those relationships. They are already good.
I know you are thinking, “If I can just get them to be friends with me, our relationship will evolve and I will finally be repaid for my investment with the sex I have earned.”
You are wrong. You are so wrong that you will ruin everything.
Or less. If it saves you time, I hate you now.